Who are you talking to?

Who are you talking to?

To get ready for sexy times!

To get ready for sexy times!

What is the world coming to?

What is the world coming to?

Moron

Moron

Come on.  This is so old fashioned.  

Come on.  This is so old fashioned.  

Ugh.  Yes, it’s so funny pretending that the groom is being forced to marry you.

Ugh.  Yes, it’s so funny pretending that the groom is being forced to marry you.

Oh, do tell…

Oh, do tell…

If you need this information, you probably should have said “no”.

If you need this information, you probably should have said “no”.

Um… what?

Um… what?

No.  This is not ok.

No.  This is not ok.

vangoghmygod:

this quote is so weird

vangoghmygod:

this quote is so weird

(via mttbrgr)

Hide your TV cord in your baby.  No one will ever suspect.

Hide your TV cord in your baby.  No one will ever suspect.

shoulderblades:

pls no……..

shoulderblades:

pls no……..

(via mttbrgr)

Oh, it’s on.  How dare you name your kid Rainbow.  Also, how dare you not know what a Rainbow baby is.  Also, some of these ladies need “some Dick or alcohol or something”.

The perfect gift for the alcoholic in your life.

The perfect gift for the alcoholic in your life.